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Found A Girl That’s Ready For Work!

So I’m at the water park enjoying the warm, crisp sun and of course, the water. I was swimming for a little bit (boy isn’t it cold for that first fraction of a second when you jump in that pool?). At one point, I took a dip from the diving pool, did a front flip, and landed on my face…..HARRRRD! Never again. Some kid told me my eyes were bleeding. I went and checked, but they were just really red. But still, as soon as I saw them, I wanted to directly slap my brain for doing something so stupid. So I wait till my eyes get better….

*Half an hour later*

I go back out and decide to just bask out in the sun…..and look at girls! I see lots of tigers, and out of nowhere, this really-attractive-eyebrowed-girl comes comes up. I’m like “Damnnnn, her eyebrows look too perfect!”. So, I keep staring. Eventually she jumps in the pool with her friends and I’m like “Wet girls are sexier than dry girls”, so I jump back in the pool! Enduring that half-second of cold and shivers, I find the girl I’ve been eyeing, and proceed to eye her even more! She’s caught me in the act a few times, and I’m kind of timid, so I break eye contact. And then out of nowhere, here she comes right towards me playing in the water, and she “accidentally” splashes water on me. She said “Oh I’m so sorry, I really am”, and I say “You’re fine”. I start swimming, and by coincidence I end up right in front of the girl when I resurface, and I heard her say something like “Oh my god he looks like….”, I didn’t know what came after that. I swim underwater again, and ONCE AGAIN, I resurface right beside HER!!! And THIS TIME, I caught a side-glance of her eyeing ME!! I’m like “THIS GIRL’S INTO ME!! HELL YEAH!!”

Being the lazy-ass I am, I go back to sitting on my lawn chair and chill. After some time, the girl and her friends are passing by me and SHE GIVES ME A WAVE!! I wimpingly wave back but I’m like “YES YES YES YES YES YES!!!”.

Now, still the flop that I am, stage the surpassable act of leaving the place. I’m about to reach the exit, and just as I (evil laugh) planned, she comes up and asks for my phone number! I was so excited! So we exchanged names and numbers. “My name’s Brandon”, I say. “I’m Layla”, she says. And I leave. My heart was full of happiness. I know I’m a guy, but I’m not afraid to express my feelings!

That was about 3 weeks to a month ago, and we’re still texting and getting to know each other better. And we’re about to go on a date, and we’re gonna hold hands! And (coming from a young guy) the best gift she could give me is that she’s HORNY AS HELL!! I swear, she’s the horniest girlfriend I’ve had so far, and I seriously think she’ll make me lose my virginity (I still have it :p. I keep telling myself what would happen to me and is it worth 6 seconds of intense satisfaction?). But we have so much chemistry I might consider losing it! I’m being serious when I say that it’s as easy to talk about sex and horniness with her as it is talking about school (yeah, we’re that hung >.>)! Problem is, she’s told me she’s had sex with another guy before, so I’m cautious if she has an STD.

First date with her is this Saturday!


A Difficult Decision

I’m thinking about breaking up with my girlfriend of 9 months.  She thinks that she’s all that (conceited much?) and that she’s a special dumplin from heaven.  She is really annoying to listen to, but for her sake, I pretend to be interested.  The calls have stopped, and she doesn’t really seem to care all that much.  Most of all, I just don’t think she’s the right person for me. 

We ended up breaking up.  To be honest, I didn’t really feel all that heavily emotional for my first breakup.  Sure I felt a little bit disappointed, but it really isn’t getting to me all that much.  What’s the big deal with a breakup people?  To be honest, I kind of also felt like a big heavy weight has been taken off my shoulders!  Dang, she couldn’t get anymore annoying than she already was in the relationship.  She’s a really good liar, I have to give her that.  She lied about a lot of things like, her not being a virgin, not having a lot of friends, that I was the only person she could talk to about anything, that a dance her school was hosting only allowed students at that school to be at the dance, etc.

Oh well, more fish in the sea to catch for me :).